CONAN

Hey y'all

I've been "legally" downloading the new TBS show "Conan" and I thought maybe I'd have a little go at you guys.

It's freaking awesome. Smaller stage, smaller audience, smaller look. Still rocking!

Conan O Brien as of 2010- HAS FACIAL HAIR. And people, like wow. Andy's andy.
No Max :(

But Ladies and Gentlemen, Jimmy Vivino and the Basic Cable Band, BCB! All jokes apart, these guys are just brilliant. Best band in late night television.

Watch it, Conebones!

It's 19:19 in the PM and I'm grooving.

Now here's a cool riddle I made up.

"How does one differentiate a glass from a mirror?"

Well, the answer is "Just look right into it."

It's one of those cool things in life. The right answer lies right before you. That's bullshit.

I got a keyboard and unlimited internet service....

Dear internet.........

James Brown, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm here to talk to you about James Brown.
Yeah, now if James were here, I'd be a hit. Same goes for John Lennon.

How you guys doing?